TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because The government swore to shut down Fortnite due to claims of the video game aggravating children and teens worldwide.

Two weeks later, Fortnight was finished. One day TV is broadcasting about a gun shot in campus and the experts analyze that it is linked to the murder's massive time in playing violence video game.

Mum: No sense, my son is always playing dating sims and he still unable to find a girlfriend. Super Smash Bros.

What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink? Why does Jesus hates playing video games? Because it takes him three days to respawn.

Somebody says video games don't have any impact on your psyche. I can't agree with that. My Ex-girlfriend played Tetris a lot in her childhood.

She's still waiting for a long stick. My wife left me because I spend too much time playing video games Now I do it because I enjoy it. What's the difference between a video game console and a glue factory One's a Sony Playstation and the other's a pony slaystation.

I played a cool video game with some really hammered dudes, We were Super Smashed Bros. What do video games have in common with your dick?

They get really hard but eventually you beat it anyway. Caught a young boy stealing a video game from a video shop.

Click here for more information. Why couldn't the PC gamer stop crying? He refused to be consoled.

To render the other side. My gamer girlfriend just left me What problem can both gamers and popular musicians relate to?

The fans are too noisy. A gamer gets salty when they die, but a slug dies when it gets salty. A new hairdressers for angry gamers opened up in my town.

It's called 'Dye Dye Dye! Two elitist gamers meet each other and discuss their favorite online games Gamer 1: "You play WoW?

TIL that Owen Wilson is a gamer Apparently, his favorite game is WoW! Gamers and organ harvesters are similar in some ways. They both loot through chests hoping to find rare loot to sell later on.

Gamers these days have no patience. A gamer dies and goes to hell What crazy person have you send me here?

He destroyed all the cauldrons, killed all demons, running like crazy everywhere and yelling: "Where is the exit to LEVEL 2!!!

How do we call a Mexican gamer? What was Bomber Man arrested for? Indecent Explosure. What was the code name of Nintendo's first game tester?

Egg Beta. What does a Nintendo Wii and a penis have in common? Young boys can play with them all day long!

What advice did Zelda give to Link in case he couldn't open a door? What's Mario's favorite musical?

Mamma Mia. Knock Knock. Well you better go catch it!. What does a guy with erectile dysfunction and the Playstation Network have in common?

They both have trouble getting things back up! What did Steve say to the Zombie? What do you say when you lose a nintendo game?

I want a wii-match! Who's faster, Sonic the hedgehog or a Japanese bullet train? A bullet train of course, Sonic doesn't actually exist.

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